Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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