You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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