just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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