The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
vagina is talking i cant
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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