UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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