Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
im on a boat
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