Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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