: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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