She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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