Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Randomize
