its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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