We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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