I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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