All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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