i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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