great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
