At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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