Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
