I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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