Capitaan dildo arrescate!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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