she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
