The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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