Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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