There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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