He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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