Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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