what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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