awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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