You just made me feel so damn special
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
bring money and cleavage
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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