so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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