Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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