Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my shit smells like andre
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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