the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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