Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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