I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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