i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Are we still banned from the library?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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