at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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