Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
