the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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