I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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