ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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