this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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