I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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