I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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