I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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