I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Your penis caused this!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
