the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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