Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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