So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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