I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
third nipple confirmed
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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