id be glad to
this beer tastes like vomit already
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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