found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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