he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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