I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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