How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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