he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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